AHOY COBBERINOS! Some say at the Royal we have a roo loose in the top paddock - it's more like 10!
The Hottest 100 has switched to the 27th Jan in the Mutha-land, and that means we get to listen to it live and party on the night of Saturday 26th! Finally the time difference falls in our favour! Come and get full convict on the amber nectar!
- Devour our $15 jugs like there's no ozone layer - strictly til 11pm only!
- Stuff your gaping hole with hot sausage, courtesy of our free BBQ from 8-10pm for all you Hungry Jacks and Jills (or whenever the snags run out). We can guarantee the snags will be more cooked than Benny Cousins on a post-Grand Final bender - Bunnings ain't got nuthin' on us! Just don't slip on the onions or Alf Stewart will bite your face off.
- Play some pong and you can tamper with more balls than Davie Warner!
- So let's celebrate this great nation of Australistan, that has the world's 2nd last remaining Blockbuster Video store, cos the internet is even slower than Serbia's!
FREE FAIRY BREAD AT MIDNIGHT! Don't forget ya (th)ugg boots ya bunch of bogans!